I feel like an 80 year old! What has happened to me?
I mowed the front & back lawn & repotted a couple of plants today and can now hardly walk. Once I sit down, I need a hoist to get me up again and then standing straight from a sitting position takes a litre of oil on the joints!
Add that to the scatter brain and lack of memory! The moaning (like now!) and my lack of patience reminds me of those grannies on the bus or at the bus stop…watch out for “back in my day…” and “the youth of today….” comments!
I’m sure I’ve noticed another few grey hairs sneaking in. Hell, I’ve even dyed my hair purple today! (don’t worry its Plum not purple rinse…yet!)
I’m not going to even mention my bladder and bowel movements…oh, oops, I just have! Well, I’ll spare you from the details…
I’ve bleeding gums! (not sure that’s an symptom of old age but thought I’d throw it in there!)
Now…if I could get those meals on wheels and the home help now please, that’d be grand!
Can you believe I’ve still got another 14 weeks to go (maybe)….but then…shit! I’ve only got another 14 weeks to go! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Panic!!!!!!